Welcome to the very cool Homepage of the epic gamer, KarasuTheClumsy!

This is my YouTube channel: KarasuTheClumsy.

this is my favorite song

Here's an epic selfie I took:

Here's a list of cool things I like:

Here's a list of not cool things I don't like:

  • bed times
  • the feds
  • glowies
  • church
  • crappy pop music like oh my god shut the fuck up it's not my fault your life is hollow and you're being wrung dry by a faceless corporation
  • Kids WB for giving up Johnny Test
  • the game
  • losing the game

I AM GODS CHOSEN WEBSITE DESIGNER

SORRY LIBERALS, YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT, BUT THIS IS WHAT PEAK PERFORMANCE LOOKS LIKE

alright there's no way the commies stayed after that so here are the real truths of the society we live in:

  • during earthquakes, coffins become maraccas
  • minty is just cold spicy
  • JFK wasn't really assassinated, his head just kinda did that
  • AUGUST 12th 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE
  • AUGUST 12th 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE
  • AUGUST 12th 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE
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